APH Idiot's Dessert
DenNor x Pudding
By: Stitches from TakenIntoContext
One of the last, and most ridiculous, as well as annoying things had happened to me. that stupid Dane always bugs me in some way, but today was over the top.... seriously..... who else..... would fill my pool with chocolate pudding?
I had seen the Dane's car in my driveway and thought nothing of it. It was good the have company once in a while right? Even him
.. it's not that I don't like him
. quite the opposite actually
.. but he'll never know that
.. I walked into my home and had called for him, but had no reply until I heard that loud, sing-songy voice come from my Kitchen.
"Hej Norge~!" he said
. Way to happily for the morning
"I have a surprise for you Norge! I think you'll like it!"
He had brought me out to the backyard, covering my eyes so I could not see, "Let go you idiot! Ikke Vær Dum!"
"Not until we get there Norge
i wanna show you this, it's awesome!"
He had brought me to the edge of the pool, "We're here," he uncovered my eyes, "SURPRISE!"
I opened my eyes to see my pool
. With Chocolate pudding.
do ya like it? I know how much you like chocolate and your pool is clean so-
. Uh Norge."
He stopped as he saw the look on my face
. A raging aura clouded me
he took on step back
and I pushed him in........ Wouldn't you?
I never thought until seconds later
.. would he be able to swim in that? So I waited
. But he never came to the surface
"Stop dicking around Danmark.. and get out of there!"
there was no answer
"I'm being serious you idiot!"
Still no answer
Then I realized
as the bubbles finally came up
That idiot was chocking
. On chocolate pudding.
I jumped in, and pulled him out, laying him on the ground.
don't play around."
"Stop playing Prince Eric with me
.. do I look like Ariel?!"
"Damn it all to hell
I had to give him Mouth to mouth.
I listened for his breath
there was none
so I put my lips to his, and breath air into his lungs
. I listened again
the put my hands on his chest and pressed down repeatedly
. I repeated this process over and over..
"Damn it Mathias
. Wake up! I don't want to lose you!"
I repeated the process until at one point
I got a tongue in return and arms wrapping around me
I was alarmed but
I liked it
.. his mouth tasted like chocolate
jeez wonder why
I kissed him back moving on top of him and moving my arms around his neck
. He flipped me over and separated the kiss smiling..
"See Aksel? I told ya you'd like it
" he smirked.
"Shut up and get back down here, you have a lot of pudding to clean off me
Then we hungrily kissed each other and one thing lead to another
Ikke Vær Dum -> Norwegian for Don't be Stupid