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Just a little note for what names I use for them:

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Told from Norway’s P.O.V.

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by ~TakenIntoContext, Jan 4, 2012, 6:01:41 PM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Romance / Teen / Short Stories

APH Idiot's Dessert
DenNor x Pudding
By: Stitches from TakenIntoContext

One of the last, and most ridiculous, as well as annoying things had happened to me. that stupid Dane always bugs me in some way, but today was over the top.... seriously..... who else..... would fill my pool with chocolate pudding?

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I had seen the Dane's car in my driveway and thought nothing of it. It was good the have company once in a while right? Even him….. it's not that I don't like him…. quite the opposite actually….. but he'll never know that…….. I walked into my home and had called for him, but had no reply until I heard that loud, sing-songy voice come from my Kitchen.
    "Hej Norge~!" he said…. Way to happily for the morning…… idiot.
           "I have a surprise for you Norge! I think you'll like it!"
         He had brought me out to the backyard, covering my eyes so I could not see, "Let go you idiot! Ikke Vær Dum!"
                  "Not until we get there Norge… i wanna show you this, it's awesome!"
           He had brought me to the edge of the pool, "We're here," he uncovered my eyes, "SURPRISE!"
                 I opened my eyes to see my pool…. Filled…. With Chocolate pudding.
          "Well… do ya like it? I know how much you like chocolate and your pool is clean so-…. Uh Norge."
                  He stopped as he saw the look on my face…. A raging aura clouded me… he took on step back… and I pushed him in........ Wouldn't you?
                    I never thought until seconds later….. would he be able to swim in that? So I waited… and waited…. But he never came to the surface…
              "Stop dicking around Danmark.. and get out of there!"
there was no answer…
               "I'm being serious you idiot!"
Still no answer…
               "M-Mathias?"
Then I realized… as the bubbles finally came up….
                "Shit…"
That idiot was chocking…. On chocolate pudding.
              I jumped in, and pulled him out, laying him on the ground.
                   "Get up… don't play around."
No answer…
                   "Stop playing Prince Eric with me….. do I look like Ariel?!"
No Answer…
                   "Damn it all to hell…"
I had to give him Mouth to mouth.
                     I listened for his breath… there was none… so I put my lips to his, and breath air into his lungs…. I listened again… the put my hands on his chest and pressed down repeatedly…. I repeated this process over and over..
                  "Damn it Mathias…. Wake up! I don't want to lose you!"
                       I repeated the process until at one point… I got a tongue in return and arms wrapping around me… I was alarmed but… I liked it….. his mouth tasted like chocolate… jeez wonder why….
                     I kissed him back moving on top of him and moving my arms around his neck…. He flipped me over and separated the kiss smiling..
                   "See Aksel? I told ya you'd like it…" he smirked.
          "Shut up and get back down here, you have a lot of pudding to clean off me…"
        Then we hungrily kissed each other and one thing lead to another….
The end.

Translations!
Ikke Vær Dum -> Norwegian for Don't be Stupid

APH Idiots Dessertby ~TakenIntoContext

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YAY DENNOR X PUDDING!

btw i regret nothing... and this was me being a idiot as usual XD

CHOCOLATE OM NOMNOM

i had to rewrite this cause i lost the first one :'C

anywho... i don't know how i came up with it.... XD i was watching "The Cave" typing out Fire and Ice 11 and eating Hummus......

anywho i only own the fiction... not the characters or countries (even though i would love to own them ;D)

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~Pagiechan Jan 5, 2012 Student

awww this is so cute and ohlksmlkd;jfdlkjdk pudding!!! Oh my there could be so much fun with that. yes write what happens pleaseXD

~TakenIntoContext Jan 5, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

done O////O didn't do much though... been out of that buisness fer a while now

~Pagiechan Jan 5, 2012 Student

haha lol it's ok.XD *weeee go reads it^^

~TakenIntoContext Jan 5, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

O.O

~xLilleMyx Jan 5, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Nice fanfic

can you write what happend, pretty pleeease~??

And dont worry, the norwegian is correct

~TakenIntoContext Jan 5, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

done

~xLilleMyx Jan 8, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I'll take a look right away

~TakenIntoContext Jan 8, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

~TakenIntoContext Jan 5, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

thanks XD

and no prob i will ;D

omg it's gonna be so kinky o/////o i won't be able to eat chocolate pudding again O/////O rofl XD

~xLilleMyx Jan 5, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

It's wort it x3

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